My Mixed Tape Is Lit
My name is Kylie and I am niche-less. And I am just fine with that.
Humor is what I tend to lean towards, because that’s how I cope with everything in my life, but you will find some poetry, real drama of mine, and an abundance of the ludicrous in my writings.
The following is a list of my content that means the most to me, not necessarily the most popular. I can’t force people to recognize genius. I’m kidding.
Despite what most people portray on Medium, I am not here to get rich. I am doing this because I enjoy it and it has always been a dream of mine. After the death of my sister, I decided to go after my dreams and that is what I am doing.
Every person that reads my writing is appreciated and valued by me. They might not appreciate me too much afterwards, but I appreciate them nonetheless.
A Mother's Burden
A little fist wound tight. Sleepless nights, tears, and fights. Butterfly kisses and Eskimo hugs. Letting go and pulling…
I wrote this during a time when my child was hurting and I couldn’t stop it or make it better.
My Husband, My Love
A pure heart that shines for me Past that wall you built to cover it The easy smile remedies my pain Always your face is…
In appreciation of my Prince, who took too damn long finding me.
All the old memories and other images are done now Flames traded for a reality lit with stability The ones lost out and…
Real love in all its glory.
My Powerful Evidence That Death Is Not The End
My first communication from a departed loved one came to me when I was just seven years old. At the time, I didn't…
My journey to spirituality.
First Heartbreak: Evil In The Form Of A Teenage Girl
Not much shocks me anymore. Especially the meanness of people. However, everyone that my teen son told, and everyone I…
The time I almost went to jail.
Strange But True: Drugs Have Destroyed My Life
The drug epidemic has ruined my life and the lives of my children. Everyone focuses on the struggle of the addict, but…
I’m collateral damage.
Interpretive Dance: How To Twerk Like A Master
Respect the beauty of the butt dance! Twerking is not just for the young and nubile. But please stop slaughtering this…
My take on twerking.
My Lifelong Battle With RBF Is Ruining My F**king Life
I couldn't look more pissed off if I had been sired by Lucifer and a lot lizard after a drunken night of lawn darts. I…
The struggle is real.
How To Win Any Argument Using Lies And Fake Statistics
I don't have a lot of talents and I don't succeed at much. My picture is next to the definition of mediocrity in the…
A tactic I cannot use enough.
15 Diseases Renamed For Easier Understanding By The Public
Disclaimer: I am not a real doctor. I awarded myself a doctorate, but I did while drinking and printed it off at work…
A sneak peek on how I will change things once I am head of the CDC.
Terrible, Dumb, And Irresponsible Losers With No Routine
If I've learned anything in my life, it is to not eat yellow snow and to wake up with a 5 AM routine or risk a life as a…
Sometimes, having no routine is the only routine you need.
How To Get Banned From Arby's
I wonder if Arby's is thinking about me right now. Or did they think about me yesterday? Is there is a bulletin board…
I am not sure why humor pieces are very rarely curated, but it is what it is.
How To Raise A Boy Without A Man
My oldest son was only three years old when his father was paralyzed from a car accident, which was his fault due to…
Red Flags: Hidden Signs Of Abuse In A Relationship
Sticks and stones may break bones, but words can sometimes hurt the deepest. Abuse is not always physical. Sometimes the…
My Grandfather Was A Racist And A Horrible Person
My grandfather was the former sheriff of my small town, a farm owner, and a husband. He was also unloving, a blatant…
The Racial Divide
White movements you'll believe But, anxiously awaiting their business almost cost black lives Without apologizing, they…
I am going to self publish this and pin it to the top of my profile until I come up with the next mixtape. I appreciate all the publications that accept my ramblings and I look forward to going to grow as a writer. Not as a person, though. I’ve had about enough of that already.
Please feel free to reach out to me via my email firstname.lastname@example.org or follow me on my blog www.Kyliesrants.com.